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What's that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders?

Harry: Help! What is it Fred: Your head!

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Why do ostriches have long necks?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies!

What did on western cheese say to the other?

You gouda bounty on your head. You cheddar be here when I get back.

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Why do Australians have a well balanced walk?

They've a chip on both shoulders

What does a Soldier and a Shoulder have in common?

They have access to arms.

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How's Harry?

Me - Harry Who Grandad - I'm fine thanks, how are you

Why couldn't Harry play basketball?

Because he's got no arms.