What's that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders?

Harry: Help! What is it Fred: Your head!

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Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Who's there! Anne! Anne who?

Anne apple just fell on my head!

Why is your face all scratched?

My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses!

Shoulder Jokes More Shoulder Jokes

Why is it so hard to pull over on the Pirate Highway?

Because there's a parrot on the shoulder.

Why didn't the girl cry after learning of her boyfriend's leprosy diagnosis?

She didn't have a shoulder to cry on!

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Why couldn't Harry play basketball?

Because he's got no arms.

What is Harry potters favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking....J.K. Rowling