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What's the best part about living in Flint, Michigan?

Leaded gasoline is pretty cheep!

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What kind of dog lives in a particle accelerator?

A Fermilabrador Retriever.

What state do most people live in?

Denial. Myself included.

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What is the best part about duct tape?

It can turn "no, no, no!" Into "mmm, mmm, mmm"

Why wasn't Jesus any good at math?

Because he always seemed to get hung up on addition.

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Where are the best leaders made?

Flint, Michigan.

What is similar between gas and water?

Not much, but in Flint they are both regular and unleaded

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What's Michigan's favorite beer?

PbR

What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan?

Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end