What's the best way to grease a Ferrari?

Run over an Italian.

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How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan.

What is an Italian's favorite type of breakfast?

Serie-a*l

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What do you call a redneck virgin?

A 13 year old girl who runs faster than her older brothers

What do you call a foreign born communist running for President?

Ted Cruz

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What's the best way to sum up the 90's?

90+91+92+93+94+95+96+97+98+99=945

What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.

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What do Thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease

What were Tarzan's last words?

WHO GREASED THE VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNEEEE.

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What's the difference between the Amish and a Ferrari?

About 568 horses.

What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Ferrari?

The pricks are on the outside of a hedgehog.