What's the definition of a redneck virgin?

A 7 year-old girl who can run faster than her brothers.

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Why did the brother octopi look so alike?

They were itentacle twins.

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother

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What is the definition of Robin?

A bird who steals!

What's the definition of apathy?

I don't know, and I don't care.

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What's white and red, 3 inches long, and makes dudes scream and run away when you show it to them?

A positive pregnancy test.

What runs faster?

Hot or cold Hot because everyone can catch a cold!

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What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

What's the definition of a redneck virgin?

A 7 year-old girl who can run faster than her brothers.

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What's the best part about showering with a 7 year old girl?

You slick their hair back and you've got a 7 year old boy.

What's the definition of a redneck virgin?

A 7 year-old girl who can run faster than her brothers.