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What's the difference between a baptist and a Presbyterian?

A Presbyterian is a Baptist who can read

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What's the difference between an egg and Elliot Rodger?

An egg gets laid before it cracks.

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Ferrari?

I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What limitations does braille have? Can it represent everything that we read using the alphabet?

Very limited fonts.

What do you say when you are trying to scare your girlfriend?

Boo bae! (Read aloud please)

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What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists?

Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.

Why should you always invite more than one Baptist on a fishing trip?

Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.