A Presbyterian is a Baptist who can read
If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.
The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"
Because it's re-fined!
Pupil: I want to know how it ends!
Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.
You know they're doing it, you just can't catch them at it.
