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What's the difference between a baptist and a Presbyterian?

A Presbyterian is a Baptist who can read

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What's the difference between Greece and a good software application?

Greece doesn't have default settings!

How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.

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Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)

What's the best way for a lady to read 50 Shades of Grey?

To flick through it as fast as possible.

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What's the difference between a baptist and a Presbyterian?

A Presbyterian is a Baptist who can read

What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists?

Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.