What's the difference between a beer and a down syndrome kid?

If you end up with a badly poured beer you can blow it's head off.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer

What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

A woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

What did the blonde say when someone blew in her ear?

Thanks for the refill.

End Jokes More End Jokes

Where does bad light end up?

In prism

How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a chicken staring at a head of lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad

What's black and white and can't fit through a door?

X-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What kind of beer was Dr. Stephen Strange serving?

It was his own Strange Brew. You would be Moranic not to like it.

What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.