What's the difference between a beer and a down syndrome kid?

If you end up with a badly poured beer you can blow it's head off.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

What's the difference between Marty McFly and a Bears fan?

Eventually, Marty McFly stopped going back to 1985.

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What's the difference between a terrorist and a feminist?

The terrorist needs a trigger to blow things up.

What is the difference between a drunk driver and a high driver?

The drunk driver will blow through a stop sign without even knowing it was there.. The high driver will wait until it turns green

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Where are you at?

Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.

What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?

So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What do you get when you add root beer to a square cup?

Beer.

What did Bobby Mcferrin say to his beer?

Don't worry, be hoppy