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What's the difference between a blimp and 365 used condoms?

One's a Goodyear, the other's an awesome year.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a computer?

You only have to punch the information into a computer once.

What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different

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What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*

How did God get Mary pregnant?

He used the holy immaculate contraception

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What's the difference between a blimp and 365 used condoms?

One's a Goodyear, the other's an awesome year.

What do you do with 365 used condoms?

Roll them into a tire and call it a Goodyear.