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What's the difference between a blimp and 365 used condoms?

One's a Goodyear, the other's an awesome year.

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What's the difference between terrorists and tourists?

Terrorists have sympathizers.

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One rarely bites and the other barely writes!

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How are your English lessons coming along?

Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me.

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I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

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What do you do with 365 used condoms?

Roll them into a tire and call it a Goodyear.

What's the difference between a blimp and 365 used condoms?

One's a Goodyear, the other's an awesome year.