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What's the difference between a blimp and 365 used condoms?

One's a Goodyear, the other's an awesome year.

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What's the difference between a canoe and a Canadian?

The canoe tips.

What is the difference between Russian Optimist Pessimist and Realist?

An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.

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Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.

What type of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uniball.

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What's the difference between a blimp and 365 used condoms?

One's a Goodyear, the other's an awesome year.

What do you do with 365 used condoms?

Roll them into a tire and call it a Goodyear.