What's the difference between a blimp and 365 used condoms?

One's a Goodyear, the other's an awesome year.

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What's the difference between a "narrative" and a "circle jerk"?

How you spell them.

Whats the difference between children and lesbians?

Children shouldn't run with scissors. Lesbians shouldn't scissor with the runs.

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What do you call it when your lizard doesn't know how to use the internet?

E-reptile dysfunction

Why do dinosaurs use Christian dating sites?

Because they can lie about their age!

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What do you do with 365 used condoms?

Roll them into a tire and call it a Goodyear.

What do you with 365 used rubbers?

Turn it into a tire and call it a goodyear.