What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

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What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

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What's the difference between a chickpee and a garbanzo bean?

I'd never let a garbanzo bean on my face

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She asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"

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What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?

You would pay to have a potato on you...

What the difference between What's the difference between a chick pea and lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil on me!