What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

This joke may have profanity.

Previous Random Joke Next

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman?

The car salesman can probably drive!

What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

Please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus?

Alcmene triple-dog-dared him.

What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it!

Chick Pea Jokes More Chick Pea Jokes

What's the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

I won't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?

You would pay to have a potato on you...