What's the difference between a lady and a laddy?

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What's the difference between an orphanage and a beach ball?

You won't go to prison for blowing up a beach ball.

Whats the difference between you and an orphan?

You were adopted. Best told to siblings

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Why are wedding gowns white?

Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge

Why did Skrillex's girlfriend dump him?

Because he D-D-D-D-DROPPED THE BABY.

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Why are there so many more men in the military?

Because ladies go in first.

What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?