What do you do when the dishwasher stops working?

You punch her

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What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her?

Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..

Which end of a bus is it best to get off?

It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.

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Which is the smallest profession? A mini cab driver or a micro biologist?

Neither. I have a friend who works in computers.

How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

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Who was the best boxer of all time?

Jim Jones, I heard he took out 909 people with one punch.

What is the difference between a church and a cult?

Their Punch.

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Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

How does a dishwasher make his money?

Panhandling