What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her?

Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What do you call a weird Russian?

Off-Putin.

What's the Russian word for water?

Vodka

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the cat stop singing?

Because it was out of tuna.

What happens when a Polak doesn't pay his garbage bill?

They stop delivering.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How does a baby Wookie get around?

Ewoks

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Why was the wife worried that her husband was a light drinker?

Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.

What do you want your husbands gravestone to say?

Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What's it called when a T-Rex hurts itself?

A dino-sore

What do you do when your giant is hurt?

You call 9-wun-wun

Russian Woman Jokes More Russian Woman Jokes

What do Russian women get from their husbands that's long and hard on their wedding night?

His last name.

What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her?

Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..

Abuse Jokes More Abuse Jokes

How to make your God proud?

By abusing his names in other languages.

What's the difference between a pot head and a person who physically abuses children?

One is good at rolling blunts, the other is good at bowling runts.