Why are there so many more men in the military?

Because ladies go in first.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What happened to the man running in front of the car?

He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car He got exhausted.

What do you call a room full of men watching the Super Bowl on a big screen TV?

The Patriots

Military Jokes More Military Jokes

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

Why did the army's craftsman enact a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy?

He didn't want any glaze in the military

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Why did the lady and her attorney seek a scarlet frock as part of a settlement?

Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.

Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet?

To boldly go where no man has been before!