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Why are there so many more men in the military?

Because ladies go in first.

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What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

What's Iraq's favourite sitcom?

Men behaving Baghdadly.

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What does the US military and a fart have in common?

Air Force

What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.

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Why are all the ladies attracted to Voldemort?

Because of his hex appeal.

What do ladies-of-the-night do when in their garden?

They hoe it.