What do you get when you cross Jesus and a couple of criminals?

A good Friday

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What do you get when you cross peanuts and almonds?

Deez Nutz

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

A collie-flower!

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why didn't Jesus' business break even?

It wasn't making enough prophet

What is Jesus' favorite mathematical operation?

The Cross Product

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

What you gonna do on St. Valentine's Day?

What day is it " "Friday." "Shepherd's Pie."

Why does the letter "r" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday?

Payday vs prayday.

Criminal Jokes More Criminal Jokes

What do you call it when a criminal goes down an elevator?

A con descending.

Why is it expensive to be a criminal?

Because the police charge you.