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What do you get when you cross Jesus and a couple of criminals?

A good Friday

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the rabbit cross the road?

Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?

Very big worm holes in your garden!

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why did Jesus hang on the cross for three days?

He forgot the safe word.

How did Jesus get so ripped?

He does crossfit.

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's Day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

Criminal Jokes More Criminal Jokes

Why are the police so corrupt?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into the police.

What do you get when you cross Jesus and a couple of criminals?

A good Friday