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What do you get when you cross Jesus and a couple of criminals?

A good Friday

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

Why did the pancake cross the road?

His friends egged him on

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why does Jesus hate M&Ms?

They keep falling through his hands.

What did Jesus do to lose weight?

Crossfit

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

Criminal Jokes More Criminal Jokes

Why are criminals so good at basketball?

They shoot first and ask questions later.

How do you get a Criminal to stop running?

Play the national anthem