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What's the difference between a plastic tube and an adjustable spanner?

Both of em are in plastic, except for the adjustable spanner

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What's the difference between a week-old human and a weak, old human?

About eighty years

What's the difference between beekeeping and falconry?

Falconers have to be more talon-ted

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What's the difference between a plastic tube and an adjustable spanner?

Both of em are in plastic, except for the adjustable spanner

What's the difference between a round piece of plastic and a babies head?

I don't use a round piece of plastic as a shift knob.

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What do the Iron Man suit and Sarah Palin have in common?

They've both had a downy inside em.

How do you make black people break out into song?

Put em' to work!... On a gospel record.