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What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now?

Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.

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What do you call Bruno Mars?

Michael Jackson the third.

Why did Michael Jackson love Beethoven's 3rd symphony?

It was done in A minor.

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What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now?

Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.

What would Marilyn Monroe be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the inside of her coffin.

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What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

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What did the casket say to the sick casket?

Are you coffin

What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.