What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now?

Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney Movies still touch kids

How did Michael Jackson pick his nose?

From a catalogue. ba dum tss

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What would Marilyn Monroe be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the inside of her coffin.

What did the cat use to sharpen its claws?

Me. Ow.

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What would Elvis Presley be doing if he were alive today?

Scratching at the inside of his coffin.

Why did the Easter egg hide?

Because it was a little chicken on the inside.

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What is the similarity between a cough syrup and an undertaker?

They both take away the coffin.

What did one casket say to the other?

Is that you coffin?