What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

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To stop getting wet!

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He began to feel Merry.

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The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.

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Because you end up with a ring on your finger.

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Nothing

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C, eh! N, eh!, D, eh!

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Depends.

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Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

How do you spell that?

T-h-a-t

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

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A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.

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A Navel Destroyer.

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Is it "R"?) NAAAAAY!!! 'Tis the C

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Because they use a strongly typed language.

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Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.

What noise does a Nintendo ambulance make?

Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u

Coconut Jokes More Coconut Jokes

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.