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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

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Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

What has an R at the beginning, a T at the end, and EPOS in the middle?

Most of the jokes in this subreddit.

How do police informants begin their jokes?

Nark Nark

End Jokes More End Jokes

What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!

What did the snake say to the cornered rat?

Hiss is the end of the line for you!

N Jokes More N Jokes

What is it called when Michael J. Fox smokes a joint?

Shake N' Bake.

Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy &amp z hate hanging out with the letter n?

Because n always has to be the center of attention.

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

Why does vegan cheese taste bad?

It hasnt been tested on mice.

T Jokes More T Jokes

Which kid is yours?

Me: I don't have kids. I just heard the teachers here are hot. T: M: How you doin'

How's my kid doing in school?

T: How's my kid doing in school I hate parrot teacher conferences

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What do you call a hula hoop with a nail on the inside?

A Navel Destroyer.

How warm is the inside of a tauntaun?

Luke warm

C Jokes More C Jokes

Why didn't Anna and Elsa's parents teach them the alphabet?

Because they got lost at C.

How do you spell Canda?

C,eh,N,eh,D,eh

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What happened out there?

I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either

How does a poor man watch TV?

With binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.

Coconut Jokes More Coconut Jokes

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.