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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

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Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain?

To stop getting wet!

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why was ex so lonely at the party?

Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.

What do blind people think of a basketball?

It's a never ending story.

N Jokes More N Jokes

Why is the letter N the most powerful letter?

Because it is in the middle of TNT.

What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.

What does an 80-year-old person taste like?

Depends.

T Jokes More T Jokes

Why the hate for necromancers?

T They're just trying to raise a family.

How does that make you feel?

ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?

The vacuum has the dirtbag on the inside.

C Jokes More C Jokes

What does a computer say when it encounters a skunk?

C: PU!

What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

Coconut Jokes More Coconut Jokes

What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a coconut?

Coconuts have hair

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!