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What's the best form of protection when you don't have a condom?

A fake name

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There wasn't a hole in my dad's space-time continuum.

What do you call a condom within a condom?

Contraception.

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Why did the computer get a virus?

He wasn't using protection.

What's the best form of protection when you don't have a condom?

A fake name