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What's the best form of protection when you don't have a condom?

A fake name

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What's the worst thing a girl can wear to bed?

A condom

What's the thin line between love and hate?

A condom.

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What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!

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You'll know if she was faking it.

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Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text

What is 1 + 1?

3 if you don't use protection.