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What's the best form of protection when you don't have a condom?

A fake name

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What happens when you put a condom inside another condom?

Conception

Why do they make condoms with ribs?

So you can get traction in the mud.

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What's the best form of protection when you don't have a condom?

A fake name

What do you call a mathematician who fakes injuries?

Fibbinouchie.

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Why did the computer get a virus?

He wasn't using protection.

What is 1 + 1?

3 if you don't use protection.