What's the difference between George Michael and Carrie Fisher?

Two days.

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What's the difference between a herpes and jacuzzi?

I let women know that i have a jacuzzi

Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova?

Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."

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What kind of alcohol gets stuck in your head for days?

Red Red Wine!

How can you make so many mistakes in just one day?

Pupil: I get up early!

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What did George Michael say to his partner before he went to work?

Wake me up before you go-go

What's the difference between George Michael and Carrie Fisher?

Two days.

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What did David Bowie want for Christmas?

Carrie Fisher.

What is Carrie Fisher's favorite snack?

Frito Leah's