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What's the difference between George Michael and Carrie Fisher?

Two days.

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What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

What is the difference between a baby and a Mars bar?

About 500 calories.

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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

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What do George Michael and Carrie Fisher have in common?

Both their first names have six letters. That's it. For now. Edit: they're both dead.

What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing.

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What did David Bowie want for Christmas?

Carrie Fisher.

What's the difference between George Michael and Carrie Fisher?

Two days.