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What's the difference between George Michael and Carrie Fisher?

Two days.

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What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

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Why was the blond late on her first day of work?

Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.

Why don't we see more midget actors?

I guess you can say that they are in short supply these days.

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What's the difference between George Michael and Carrie Fisher?

Two days.

What's the only thing that could have saved George Michael?

A whambulance

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What is Carrie Fisher's favorite snack?

Frito Leah's

What did David Bowie want for Christmas?

Carrie Fisher.