Two days.
One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail.
Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.
A flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.
Physics-ly impossible. There's your dad joke for the day.
He found his lack of Faith disturbing.
Both their first names have six letters. That's it. For now. Edit: they're both dead.
Carrie Fisher.