What's the difference between Jesus and a Mexican?

Jesus didn't have a bunch of tattoos of a Mexican...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an introverted physicist and an extroverted physicist?

An extroverted physicist looks at shoes when they're talking to you.

What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?

Half a measure.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican that lives on a hill?

Slopz

What do you call a Chinese lady with no legs?

Dragon lips. And a Mexican lady with no legs Consuelo.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What happened when Jesus 'screwed' around?

He got *nailed*.

What's the difference between Bono and Jesus?

Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.

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What would you call a bunch of blondes stacked on top of each other?

A.) An air mattress.

What do you call a bunch of Asian bears roaring?

Panda-monium.

Tattoo Jokes More Tattoo Jokes

What's the difference between Mexicans and Jesus?

Jesus didn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over body

What do you call a pretty lady on the arm of a drummer?

A Tattoo.