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What's the difference between the Oscars and the BET Awards?

Oscar winners can thank BOTH of their parents.

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What's the difference between a bull and a Samsung Note 7?

I'm not scared when the bull charges

What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What did your husband say?

He said 'Thank you'.

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What do you call a parent named Lee?

Apparently

What's the difference between parents who don't vaccinate their children and ISIS?

One is a group made up of radicals with extremist views. And the other group is ISIS.

Oscar Jokes More Oscar Jokes

What did Matthew McConaughey have to say about the 2016 Oscar-winner's line-up?

All white, all white, all white!

What's the difference between Leonardo DiCaprio and Sesame Street?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.