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What's the difference between the Oscars and the BET Awards?

Oscar winners can thank BOTH of their parents.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go to a store without robin.

What is the difference between yoghurt and America?

When you leave yogurt alone it grows a culture!

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Why did the physicist move across the street from the haunted graveyard?

To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.

Why don't birds have to wear camouflage?

Because they are already "in the skies".

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How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

By leaving the plunger in the toilet.

Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

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What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars?

Ones green and the other is black

Why did Leonardo Take forever to laugh at my Oscars joke?

Cause he just got it!