What's the difference between the Oscars and the BET Awards?

Oscar winners can thank BOTH of their parents.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a human dad and a moth dad?

Two letters.

Whats the difference between the government and a stripper?

Strippers don't rig their polls.

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How much money do terrible movies make?

Ridley Scott. Thank you.

Why don't Southern girls engage in orgies?

Too many thank-you notes.

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What kind of parents are see-through?

Transparence!

Why can Kylie Jenner see right through Caitlin?

She's trans-parent.

Oscar Jokes More Oscar Jokes

What's the real reason Lego Movie didn't get nominated for an Oscar?

They thought it was called "The Leo Movie".

What's the difference between Sesame Street and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.