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What's the difference in red and purple...?

How hard you squeeze it.

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What's the difference between Kung-Fu and Judo?

One is the ancient art of self defense. The other is what you make bagels out of.

What's difference between Jesse Owens and Adolf Hilter?

Owens can finish a race.

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What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red

What's the difference in red and purple...?

How hard you squeeze it.

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What's the difference in red and purple...?

How hard you squeeze it.

What's the difference between pink and purple?

The grip.

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What's the difference between a pretty girl and an apple?

One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.

What have men and spray paint in common?

One squeeze and they're all over you.