What's the difference in red and purple...?

How hard you squeeze it.

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What's the difference between a leper and a tree?

A tree has limbs.

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a girls cross country team?

One is a group of cunning runts.

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What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red

Why was yellow angry at red?

Red blue green.

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How do you confuse a retard?

Say "purple".

What's the difference in red and purple...?

How hard you squeeze it.

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What's the difference in red and purple...?

How hard you squeeze it.

How did the Ethiopian escape prison?

He squeezed through the bars.