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What's the difference in red and purple...?

How hard you squeeze it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What s the difference between an ostridge?

It can neither fly

What's the difference between hard and light?

I can sleep with a light on.

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Why was yellow angry at red?

Red blue green.

Why does Yellow hate Red?

Because Red Blue Green.

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What do colorblind people say to the unexpected?

Well that came out of the purple

What would you call oranges if they were purple?

Purples

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What's the difference in red and purple...?

How hard you squeeze it.

What's a python's favourite pop group?

Squeeze!