Why don't black people like pirates?

They pronounce everything with a hard "aargh"

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What do you call someone who commits piracy?

Neckbeard the pirate

What did the pirate get on his report card?

Seven C's

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What do terrorists and the American government have in common?

They both blow up people who don't agree with them.

Why did the tumblrina quit being a teacher?

It wasn't her job to educate people.

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What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho".;;

Why is it so hard to pronounce words in Welsh?

It is the language of Wales.