What's the most efficient fuel to use when chasing cars?

Snow Petrol!

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Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

Motorcycles don't have trunks

What do you get when you cross a bridge with a car?

You get to the other side.

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What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...

Why did the old man hate using the new chip cards?

He's trying to watch his sodium intake.

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How do you make an apple puff?

Chase it round the garden

What do authors do when they are being chased?

They make like Dr. Jekyll and Hyde!