What's the prognosis, Doc?

DOCTOR: You've got cancer. ME: WHAT! DOCTOR: Haha. Jk. I'm not a doctor.

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What does my jokes and cancer have in common?

Only my dad gets it.

What's worse than finding out that your wife has cancer?

Finding out it's curable.

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Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

What do you call a veterinarian that can only work on one animal?

A doctor.

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What's the prognosis, Doc?

DOCTOR: You've got cancer. ME: WHAT! DOCTOR: Haha. Jk. I'm not a doctor.

Whats Harry Potters favourite way of getting down a hill?

Walking. JK ROLLING

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Why are YOU afraid?

Doc: I'm not Me: You said you were Doc: I lied. You got a month. HAPPY NOW

How's my cat, Doc?

Vet: I have good news and bad news..

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What room is a ghost scared of?

The living room(haha get it)

What's the prognosis, Doc?

DOCTOR: You've got cancer. ME: WHAT! DOCTOR: Haha. Jk. I'm not a doctor.