What's the similarity between Nike and the KKK?

They both make black men run faster.

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Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What do you call a black man in a tree?

Branch Manager

What do you call a black man selling drugs?

A pharmacist, you racist.

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Why did Cinderella get kicked off the softball team?

Because she ran away from the ball!

Why did the redneck take his cat to Walmart after running over it's tail with the lawn mower?

Because they're the largest re-tail-er

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What are the similarities between my work shirt and the children of Flint, MI?

They both were recently ironed.

What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!

Kkk Jokes More Kkk Jokes

What is the KKK's favorite dessert?

A Klandike bar.

Why does the KKK wear all white?

Because they hate black, people!!!

Nike Jokes More Nike Jokes

What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid?

Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".

Why did Nike release a vine of the "Back to the Future" Power Lace shoes??

Because the pictures were way to shaky......