What's the worst part about going down on a vegan?

They taste like chicken.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

Why do chickens sit on their eggs?

Because they don't have chairs.

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

How many feminists does it take to screw a vegan?

Lightbulb.

Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.

How are men like noodles?

They are always in hot water they lack taste and they need dough.

Bad Jokes More Bad Jokes

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

What's the worst part of an NFL wedding?

Getting hit by Rice