What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust.

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What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

Why did Elton John have to go to hospital after the Queen concert?

They found traces of Mercury in him.

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What's the difference between a cow and the Holocaust?

A cow can't be milked for 70 years.

Why do Germans make such good cars?

To try and make up for the Holocaust.

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What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?

Very big worm holes in your garden!

What are you fishing for sonny?

Boy: I'm not fishing I'm drowning worms.

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Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

To a Bananas foster home.

What do a racist and an apple have in common?

They both look good hanging from a tree