What scratches the window before it explodes?

A baby in a microwave

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Scratch Jokes More Scratch Jokes

How do you build a flea circus?

You have to start from scratch.

What's the most useful material?

Scratch. You can make anything from scratch.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why doesn't a sociologist look out the window in the morning?

Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.

Why did Microsoft go straight to Windows 10 and skip 9?

Because Windows 8 9.

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

What do you get if you microwave welsh horse crap?

PooptyPong.

What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the dead baby in my microwave?

Isaac Newton died a virgin

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco bell for lunch

What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop an onion.

Explode Jokes More Explode Jokes

What do we call this war?

The World War " "No. There's already been 1 of those" "Uh this is a world war, too" *the streetlights explode*

What do you call an exploding dinosaur?

Dino-mite