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What should you do before cooking the vegetables?

Remove the wheelchair

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Why did the Cook cross the road?

Because there were "Too Many Cooks".

What's the hardest part of cooking vegetables?

Their wheelchairs

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What part of the vegetable can you not put in a mixer?

The wheelchair

How do you know when your vegetables are boiled?

Their wheelchair floats to the top.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What did the vegetable say to the dj?

Lettuce turnip the beet

What vegetable likes to party?

A turn-up

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What is Superman when he removes his suit?

Man.

What did the Mexican do when he arrived in America?

Removed