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What should you do before cooking the vegetables?

Remove the wheelchair

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Why do Mexicans hate cooking pasta?

When they boil the water, they always have to add that *pinche* salt.

Where do cowboys cook their meals?

On the range

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What's the hardest part to cook in a vegetable?

The wheelchair

What's the difference between a fruit and a vegetable?

A fruit doesn't need a wheelchair

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Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

Why were all the other vegetables afraid of celery?

Because celery stalks

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Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

What did one Redditor say to another?

Removed