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Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple?

Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil?

One rarely bites and the other barely writes!

What is red and hurts when you bite it?

A Brick.

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How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

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What did the pro bono plastic surgeon say to their patient on Dec 31st?

Happy new ears Eve!

What did God say after she made Eve?

Practice makes perfect.

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How was it?

Tasted awful.

How can you tell the difference between a thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.