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Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple?

Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.

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Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

Why was Luis Suarez expelled from the rap contest?

Because he was biting.

Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple?

Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.

Adam Jokes More Adam Jokes

Who's there! Adam! Adam who?

Adam up and tell me the total!

What is Adam's brother called?

Subtractem

Eve Jokes More Eve Jokes

What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

Why did Eve want to move to New York?

She fell for the Big Apple!

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.

Why fart and waste it?

When you can burp and taste it.