Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple?

Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.

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Why is a toothless dog like a tree?

It has more bark than bite.

What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

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Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

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Who was the world's first carpenter?

Eve, because she made Adam's banana stand.

What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

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What does non-alcoholic beer and going down on you cousin have in common?

Sure they taste the same, but it just ain't right.

Why did the lion spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny.