What the hell are you doing?

America: Getting rid of u

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America Jokes More America Jokes

What is the difference between yoghurt and America?

When you leave yogurt alone it grows a culture!

Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

What do blacks and bicycles have in common?

Take off the chain and both stop working. Going straight to hell

Rid Jokes More Rid Jokes

What's the difference between a kid and a cat?

Who has the diploma when you get rid of them.

How do you get rid of a Reddit admin?

Chooter

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What would gold say if it could talk?

A-U":

How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?

U and I.