What would be your main strength?

Well, I can communicate with animals... "Wow, impressive. Any weaknesses " They can't understand me.

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Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.

Why is a change machine easy to understand?

It makes cents.

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How did Viking ships communicate?

Norse code.

How do neurons communicate?

Cell phones

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Where do animals go when their Tails fall off?

The Retail store

What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla?

An animal that puts you out a night!

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What's your strength?

Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.

How about a weakness?

I'm a bad decision maker.