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What would be your main strength?

Well, I can communicate with animals... "Wow, impressive. Any weaknesses " They can't understand me.

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How are your English lessons coming along?

Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me.

What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car?

Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.

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How does a deaf Gynecologist communicate with his patients?

He reads lips.

How do you communicate with a fish?

Drop him a line.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mad cow and an angry sheep?

An animal in a very baaaaaaad mooooooood

Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos

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What are some of your weaknesses?

Applicant: I'm lazy I: that's it A: I'm lazy to list them all...

How about a weakness?

I'm a bad decision maker.