Whats the difference between a black man and a dining room table?

A dining room table can stay and support a family of four.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a little kid and a lesbian?

A little kid shouldn't run with scissors, a lesbian shouldn't scissor with the runs.

What is the difference between a Ritz and a lesbian?

A Ritz is a snack cracker and a lesbian is a crack snacker

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Whats the opposite of under?

Der.

Whats my knee's favourite channel?

Dis-knee channel.

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What do you call a hundred black men buried up to their necks in dirt?

Afroturf

Why are black men taller than white men?

Because their knee grows.

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What did the boulder say to the other boulder?

I rock. You Rock. We Rock. Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks.

What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

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What advice would you give to a fish?

Stay in school and keep up with current affairs.

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.