Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man?

A pizza can feed a family of 4 (I'm black so I can say this)

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What do you call 4 condoms?

For me, a year's supply.

What do you get when you turn 4 blondes upside down?

4 brunettes

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What does your s*** smell like?

Freedom.

Whats the difference between a retard and a woman?

The retard doesn't need to be buggered to think he's special.

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How do you call a black man in space?

Nasa first called it Albert

What do you call a black man with no arms or legs?

TRUSTWORTHY!

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What was the last pizza the twin towers had?

A plane one.

How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

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What did the pumpkin say after waking up his family?

Awaken, my pump-

What do people and pizza have in common?

If they're black, they can't feed a family.

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What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle?

You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish.

What is the difference between a feminist studies major and a pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of four.