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What did the pumpkin say after waking up his family?

Awaken, my pump-

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What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

What's the difference between a musician and a bag of rice?

The bag of rice can feed a family of four.

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Why did the band Wham! break up?

Because he didn't wake him up before he went went. It's, people.

How is that a problem?

The man says, "I don't wake up until 10:30."

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How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

Because they pump-kin

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How is Halloween celebrated in Kentucky?

Pumpkin

What did the pumpkin say after waking up his family?

Awaken, my pump-