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What did the pumpkin say after waking up his family?

Awaken, my pump-

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What's the difference between a folk singer and a pepperoni pizza?

A pepperoni pizza can actually feed a family of five.

What did the boulder say to the other boulder?

I rock. You Rock. We Rock. Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks.

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Why did the man sleep under the tractor?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

What did the overweight woman say to Buffalo Bill when she woke up?

I can't feel my face when I'm with you...

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Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

Because they pump-kin

How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

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What did the pumpkin say after waking up his family?

Awaken, my pump-

Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.