What did the pumpkin say after waking up his family?

Awaken, my pump-

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What do you call a family of 8 rabbits?

One rabbyte

What was the problem?

ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent

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Why is marriage is like an alarm clock?

After the ring, you wake up!

Why does a montonegran man keep a chair next to his bed?

So he can have a rest after he gets tired from waking up.

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How do you pump up a room full of shy introverts?

LETS GET READY TO MUMBLE!!!

What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

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Why couldn't Cinderella play football very well?

Her coach was a pumpkin

What's with the knives?

Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin