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What did the pumpkin say after waking up his family?

Awaken, my pump-

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What's the difference between a drummer in a rock'n'roll band and an extra large pizza?

The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.

When my family says things like...why don't you have kids yet?

I say "Because I didn't get drunk & do the football team, Sasha."

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Why don't bananas snore?

Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed?

You wake up wet!

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How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

Because they pump-kin

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What did the pumpkin say after waking up his family?

Awaken, my pump-

Why was Cinderella bad at basketball?

Because her coach was always a pumpkin.