What do people and pizza have in common?

If they're black, they can't feed a family.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but they'd have to be really small.

Why don't blind people skydive?

It scares their dogs too much

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What do dwarves use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

Whats the difference between a black man and a dining room table?

A dining room table can stay and support a family of four.

What has four wheels and can't support a family?

A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What's the difference between a large pepperoni pizza and an Art History degree?

The pizza can feed a family of four.

Why can't we feed the animals?

Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*