What do you say to a lawyer with a IQ less than 50?

Good morning your Honor!

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Why do women love the smell of babies so much?

Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.

What'd ya call 50 n*ggers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start. P.S: N*ggers=Naggers. I hate those guys. What did you think??)

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What does a gang member do when he arrives at work first thing in the morning?

He Glocks in

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

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Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek?

Nobody will look for them.

How does a lawyer name their kids?

Bill and Sue

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What do you call an Englishman with an IQ of 50?

Colonel, sir.

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 70?

Your honor.