A Floppy Drive can only take 3.5" Inches.
The porcupine has pricks on the outside.
Bricks get laid.
A toad he croaks if you even touch him!
A pair of legs.
Woman: "My husband's checkbook."
Because they've been lied to all their lives about how long "8" inches is.
A computer accepts a 3.5 inch floppy
Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra.