Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

One is plastic and dangerous for your kids to play with, the other holds your groceries

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

One is plastic and dangerous for your kids to play with, the other holds your groceries

What is the difference between michael jackson and a grocery bag?

One is white, plastic, and dangerous for your kids to play with and the other holds your groceries