How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes? My all time favorite joke. Sorry if it has already been posted but who has the time to browse all of.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you get when you give your kids participation trophies?

The electoral college in 2016.

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

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Why would they add "twerk" to the dictionary?

People that would use said word can't read.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he gets three hours credit.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How do crows know what time is it?

They have the knights watch.

What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time?

A crustacean

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.

How many non-sequiturs does it take to change a light bulb?

Yes

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

What do you call a guy who only posts clickbait?

A master-baiter

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

What did one train track say to the opposite track?

Wanna race?

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES???

Browse Jokes More Browse Jokes

How do trees browse the internet?

They log in.

What does an Alzheimer's patient say whenever they browse /r/funny?

Hey, this looks new!

Ride Bike Jokes More Ride Bike Jokes

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride bikes!

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?