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What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time?

A crustacean

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What does a North Korean and a ginger have in common?

Neither has a Seoul

What does a Korean need when they're taking their dog out?

Oven gloves.

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Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.

What is a time travelling vacuum cleaner called?

Dr Whoover

Crab Jokes More Crab Jokes

What did the clam say when a crab attacked him?

Kelp!

What's the difference between lobsters and crabs?

I don't lobsters!

Crustacean Jokes More Crustacean Jokes

What do you call Bruce Lee stuffed in a shell?

A crustacean

What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.