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What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time?

A crustacean

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What sound does Korean bread make when it hits a wall?

Bang! (!)

What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time?

A crustacean

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How do you know if someone has a Samsung phone without asking?

Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.

How do you know its noon on an Apple Watch?

The screen stays black when you check the time.

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Why do crabs never give to charity?

Because they’re shellfish.

What did the clam say when a crab attacked him?

Kelp!

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What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.