What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time?

A crustacean

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Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?

The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.

How does a Korean walk a dog?

With a little bit of oil.

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Why don't women blink during foreplay?

They don't have time.

What do you give and take at the same time?

A poop

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What's worse than spiders on your piano?

Crabs on your organ

How do you test a pirate for crabs?

Swab the deck!

Crustacean Jokes More Crustacean Jokes

What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

Who does a lobster have in common with a broken hearted chinaman?

They are both crustaceans.