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How many Chinese men does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno, ask the Kids.

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Why did the kids with the fancy bus try so hard?

Fo' Frizzle

What's black and white... What's black and white and loves kids?

Michael Jackson

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What do you ask from Santa Claus this year?

Oh, just 50 dollars, like always.

Who, you ask, turns the AC on during a polar vortex?

Sociopaths, fascist dictators, my boyfriend.

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How Long can a Chinese name be?

Yoda

What font does a beef noodle stall use?

Times Niurou Mian (Niurou Mian = beef noodles in Chinese)

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Why did the Chinese man tell a joke?

Just China be funny.

What did the Chinese man say when ophthalmologist told him he had a cataract?

No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*

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How do you keep redditors in suspense?

I dunno, I'll tell ya tomorrow

How many Chinese men does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno, ask the Kids.

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Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

How many Chinese workers does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno. Ask the kids.