How many Chinese men does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno, ask the Kids.

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Whats th first joke you remember hearing or that you told as a kid?

Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...

What is a black guy's favorite game to play with the kids?

Peekaboo.

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Why did you leave us so early?

He is asked why are you so crying Do you cry about your close relative -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife.

What did the inn keeper say to the Big Dipper when he asked if he could rent a room?

Sorry this is only a four star hotel.

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What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

Lo mein.

What did the Chinese fisherman say to his at-risk son?

Stay on the junk, and you'll go far.

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs?

He was shot in the face.

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

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How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...

What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

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How many Chinese men does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno, ask the Kids.

What do you call a flesh light powered by your smartphone?

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