How many Chinese men does it take to ma...

What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

How did you end up here?

Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.

Why are you so excited?

The surgeon asked the patient that was about to be anesthetized. "But doc this is my first operation." "Really It's mine too and I am not excited at all."

When I have complicated problems I always ask myself, what would my imaginary wife do?

And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.

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How many Chinese men does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno, ask the Kids.

What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

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How does a Chinese man start a religious video?

Press pray.

Why did a Chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

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Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.

Who's that?

Darth Vader." "Was he 1 of Jesus disciples " "I dunno, I've only seen the 1st movie."

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How do you tell if somebody doesn't have a smartphone?

Just wait, they'll tell you.

Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)