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When are they going to drug test the audience of "The Price Is Right."?

No one should be that happy.

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Why did the alcoholic quit his acting career when the audience jeered at him?

He couldn't handle his boos.

Why is James Bond a terrible motivational speaker?

Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred.

Price Jokes More Price Jokes

What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up?

They went on stroke.

How do you know you are in the gardening section of Home Depot?

Everything is priced in pesos.

Drug Test Jokes More Drug Test Jokes

How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest

What did the drug test say to the addict?

URINE TROUBLE!