When are they going to drug test the audience of "The Price Is Right."?

No one should be that happy.

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How did you travel such a distance so fast?

I went through a wormhole." Worms in the audience: Omg this is so unrealistic.

What's the difference between a political speech and a stand-up comic show?

They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.

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Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

Because the prices were Solo

What do you call a high-priced barber shop?

A clip joint.

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When are they going to drug test the audience of "The Price Is Right."?

No one should be that happy.

What did the drug test say to the addict?

URINE TROUBLE!