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Where do beers go to pick up girls?

Ho Gardens

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What's the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bubble bath?

The girl in church has her soul full of hope...

What's the Difference between a Girl and a Woman?

Prison

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What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids

What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab?

A FUNGI to be with!

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How does Moses make beer?

Hebrews!

How many beers is that for you today, dear?

Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.