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Where do children that die home alone go?

HEAVEN!!

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

How does a black mother tell her children apart?

She remembers them by their last names.

Why did he do that?

Who is she What does that mean When did that happen Why How I need to go to the toilet. - Child, at the cinema

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

When do clocks die?

When their time is up.

What will they call Mr. T after he dies?

Mr. T-Bone

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

What do you call bread from heaven?

100% holy grain

What do you call a nun who's gone to Heaven?

Nun of the above.