Where do children that die home alone go?

HEAVEN!!

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What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

Gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

What do you call children who are afraid of Santa?

They are Clausaphobic

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How do blondes' brain cells die?

Alone

What do bees and celebrities have in common?

They're both dying at an alarming rate.

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Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

What's gambling like in heaven?

It's a pair-a-dice.