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Where do children that die home alone go?

HEAVEN!!

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What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box?

Not suitable for children. Colors may vary.

What did the Elephant say while scolding her children?

Tusk Tusk I am so sorry

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What happens to lawyers after they die?

They lie still.

How long did it take Goku to change a lightbulb?

20 Episodes and Krillin dies.

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

What do you call it when seven minutes in heaven is played at Comic-Con?

Close encounters of the nerd kind