March Madness Sale - 25% Off

Where does the king keep his armies?

In his sleevies!

Previous Random Joke Next
King Jokes More King Jokes

What happened after the King of All Cosmos destroyed the stars in a drunken rage?

Divine intervention. edit: Oh.

Who is the king of stationary?

The ruler.

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army?

You've got no beef soldier!

What do you call a farmer in the army?

E.I. G.I Joe.

Sleevie Jokes More Sleevie Jokes

Where do kings keep there armies?

In their sleevies.

Where does Napoleon keep his armies?

In his sleevies.