Where does the king keep his armies?

In his sleevies!

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What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

How did the king die?

He had a bad heir day

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What do you call a farmer in the army?

E.I. G.I Joe.

What do you call a dentist in the army?

A drill sergeant!

Sleevie Jokes More Sleevie Jokes

Where did Julius Caesar keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

What did Napoleon have up his sleevies?

His armies!