Which fairy tale character would be most likely to be shot by the police?

An un-armed gingerbread man

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Why are crime rates down in the US?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.

Why didn't Sug Knight talk to the police?

Because the g is silent

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What's in a Paul Walker shot?

An Irish car bomb followed by a shot of Fireball

Why did the police officer shoot himself in the face?

He had a black eye.

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What did Jesus say when they un-nailed his hands from the cross?

THE FEET, THE FEET, THE FEET!!!

Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.