Which state?

Me: Alaska. Her: Cool, when she tells you, tell me.

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What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you

How do you know if someone grew up in New York City?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What state did the programmer start her road trip in?

Maine

Which state does the most laundry?

Washington.

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Who does Batman call when he needs to cool down his expensive drinks?

The Just-Ice League.

What happened to the guy who cooled himself to -273.15 C?

He was 0K.

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Who did Alaska vote for?

Berrrnie Sanders H/T: wife

Where do black people stay when they visit Alaska?

A nigloo