Who does a lobster have in common with a broken hearted chinaman?

They are both crustaceans.

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What would you do if you broke your arm in two places?

Vanderkron: I wouldn't go to these places no more!

What did the eskimo say when her water broke?

Oh no, my ice cracked!

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Why was the lobster upset?

Because he found out his friends thought he was a little crabby!

Why is a lobster similar to a Asian under a steamroller?

They are both crushed-asians

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What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.

What do you call Bruce Lee stuffed in a shell?

A crustacean