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Who picks it up?

Santa. The other two don't exist.

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What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?

A Holly Davidson!

What religion is Santa?

He's egg-nog-stic

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What is Weird Al Yankovic's favorite pick up line?

Hey, so are you familiar with my parodies? Yeah my PAIR O DEEZ NUTS!!!

What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle

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How can you tell, with 100% certainty, that no intelligent alien life exists that we know of?

Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.

Who picks it up?

Santa. The other two don't exist.