Who picks it up?

Santa. The other two don't exist.

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What does santa do with a lazy reindeer?

Sleighs 'em

What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

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How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

Why did Cruz pick Carly Fiorina as his running mate?

To lay off his campaign staff.

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What's the diffrence between Math and Emos?

Math problems actually exist

What if a man existed w/one hand that's a steak and the other is lobster plus unlimited salad bar?

This is the plot of Edward Sizzlerhands